1. kiradax:

    pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
    cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

    (via guy)


  2. legendofsherlock:


    y r white ppl obsessed with avocados 


    idk wat ur talking about.

    (Source: officialcoolinternetgang, via unescapable)

  3. (Source: awwww-cute, via jadorejcrew)

  4. This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.

    (Source: princesconsuela, via where-are-the-asians)


  5. A progression of bad language



    Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
    Elementary school: What the heck.
    Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
    High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

    College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

    (Source: hyvel, via where-are-the-asians)

  7. daftpunkforcutie:

    what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it

    (via where-are-the-asians)

  9. sofapizza:

    Mary had a little Snoop Dogg

    (Source: pisscord, via tastefullyoffensive)

  11. (via guy)


  12. unimpressed2chainz:

    "i can’t pull off red lipstick" stop lying to yourself and stop lying to jesus 

    (via danytargaryenz)

  13. sluttymistletoe:


    is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

    if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”


    (Source: zigazig-ah, via danytargaryenz)

  14. audize:

    Who the hell is dale

    (via unescapable)


  15. j0ye:


    i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

    update my dad is grounded

    (via guy)