1. spider-manofficial:




    ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

    that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

    Uncultured swine

    (Source: awildswan, via i-dream-of-gene)


  2. queeflto:

    yes i lift.. im an elevator thats all i do

    (via unescapable)


  3. basilhallwards:

    "i wish i was born in the 90s" says the young girl. suddenly, her surroundings change- french flags fly above and around her, crowds are cheering. it is france, 1793. the king is dead. long live the revolution.

    (Source: hayhtam, via pizza)


  4. g2gfast:

    today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

    (Source: swellsea, via unescapable)


  6. wizcoylifa:

    dear coca cola company,

    i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

    (Source: falcnpunch, via pizza)

  7. vinyl-scratcher:




    The third one. What?

    Look at that last one a little closer.



    (Source: nevver, via orgasmic-humor)


  8. tightvaginas:

    three things i’ll say in awkward situations:

    • hahahahah
    • omg
    • idk

    (via pizza)

  9. empoliam:

    i don’t think i’ll ever get over anna’s grocery store candids because she was literally so done

    (via pizza)

  11. (Source: pinkmanjesse, via lolzpicx)

  12. (Source: vh1, via pizza)

  13. Laura Benanti Explains the Broadway Plays of the 2013-2014 Season (x)

    (Source: joannaschristie, via princessnutmeg)


  14. sniffing:

    I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

    (via unescapable)

  15. nbcsnl:

    Anna Kendrick hosting SNL

    Probably about time you revisited this magnificent episode. 

    (Source: anna-kendrick)