1. spider-manofficial:

    hindre:

    leonkuwatas:

    youreouttayourtree:

    ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

    that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

    Uncultured swine

    (Source: awildswan, via i-dream-of-gene)

     

  2. queeflto:

    yes i lift.. im an elevator thats all i do

    (via unescapable)

     

  3. basilhallwards:

    "i wish i was born in the 90s" says the young girl. suddenly, her surroundings change- french flags fly above and around her, crowds are cheering. it is france, 1793. the king is dead. long live the revolution.

    (Source: hayhtam, via pizza)

     

  4. g2gfast:

    today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

    (Source: swellsea, via unescapable)

     
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  6. wizcoylifa:

    dear coca cola company,

    i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

    (Source: falcnpunch, via pizza)

     
  7. vinyl-scratcher:

    normanbecile:

    iammakingperfectsense:

    weallhavegunsforhands:

    The third one. What?

    Look at that last one a little closer.

    Ouch

    Ouch.

    (Source: nevver, via orgasmic-humor)

     

  8. tightvaginas:

    three things i’ll say in awkward situations:

    • hahahahah
    • omg
    • idk

    (via pizza)

     
  9. empoliam:

    i don’t think i’ll ever get over anna’s grocery store candids because she was literally so done

    (via pizza)

     
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  12. (Source: vh1, via pizza)

     
  13. Laura Benanti Explains the Broadway Plays of the 2013-2014 Season (x)

    (Source: joannaschristie, via princessnutmeg)

     

  14. sniffing:

    I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

    (via unescapable)

     
  15. nbcsnl:

    Anna Kendrick hosting SNL

    Probably about time you revisited this magnificent episode. 

    (Source: anna-kendrick)