1. (Source: klainalsex, via guy)

     

  2. trillow:

    this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

    (via unescapable)

     
  3. spongebob:

    gerardkingofhell:

    softroot:

    Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

    I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

    (Source: gifsofanimalsinfilm, via unsmokable)

     
  4. (Source: moretoonsgifs, via pizza)

     
  5. (Source: partybots, via pizza)

     
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  7. the-listening:

    metalhearted:

    today is the oldest you’ve ever been
    and the youngest you’ll ever be again

    let that sink in

    image

    (via unescapable)

     
  8. sixpenceee:

    guykneecologist:

    This.

    omfg reblogging till the end of time

    (via pizza)

     

  9. nicolasiscaged:

    [12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta

    (Source: thiccthot, via departured)

     

  10. justonemoment:

    dannycarter:

    russianmadness:

    thefaceofbro:

    jagged1:

    discopeanut:

    bansand:

    nice gender did your mom pick it out for you

    No, my dad did.

    I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke. 

    I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND

    i’M LAUGHING SO HARD

    (Source: basnad, via reformedsororitygirl)

     
  11. (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via guy)

     
  12. flawlessvevo:

    Oh my god. 

    (via guy)

     
     
  13. hotsuburbandad:

    This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

    (Source: heyfunniest, via guy)

     
  14. (Source: burgertv, via lolzpicx)

     
  15. (Source: generichenle, via departured)